The only thought on my mind since watching last night's episode of "Family Guy" has been Stewie's version of "Car" by Gary Numan that he sings to Brian. I CAN'T GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!!!

"Brian had sex, with a really dumb girl, now he's taking his friend Stewie, to get some ice cream, in his car."

All you "Family Guy" fans out there know what I'm talking about and are probably laughing right now too. And if you aren't a "Family Guy" fan, then WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? It's a great show and I highly recommend you start watching. Oh, and if Seth MacFarlane is reading this, I AM WILLING AND AVAILABLE TO DO A GUEST VOICE ON YOUR SHOW. I sound just like Lois, without even trying! I could play her cousin or something like that. Think about it. Have your people call my people. I actually don't have people, so just call me directly. I'll leave you all now with another one of my favorite "Family Guy" rants.

Stewie's Letter: Dear stupid dog, I've gone to live with the children on jolly farm. Good bye forever. Stewie. P.S. I never got a chance to return that sweater Lois gave me for Christmas. Umm, I left the receipt on top of my bureau. I'm probably over the thirty day return limit but umm… I'm sure if you make a fuss they'll at least give you a store credit or something. Umm.. It's actually not a horrible sweater. It's... It's just I can't imagine when I would ever wear it you know? Oh I also left a button on the bureau. I'm not sure what it goes to, but I can never bring myself to throw a button away. I know that as soon as I do I'll find the garment it goes to and then it'll… Wait a minute, could it be from the sweater? Did that sweater have buttons? Hmm… Well I should wrap this up before I start to ramble. Again, goodbye forever. P.P.S. You know, it might be a little chilly in London, I'm actually going to take the sweater.