The votes have all been tallied, and survey says . . .
50 percent of you would like to see prostitutes on the subways. You sick f*cks! What is wrong with you?? Haven't you thought of the children that ride the subway? THE CHILDREN! Has anybody thought of the children???
Anyway, this "improvement" to the subways was followed closely by faster and cleaner service, which was not surprising. What was surprising however, was that 25 percent of you would like to hear "The Best of Bette Midler" playing in the background in the subway cars. I'm not quite sure I understand this one. Don't get me wrong, I love love love "Wind Beneath My Wings" and all because it reminds me of "Beaches," which is a great movie, but there isn't much more I love of hers besides that song.
Anyway, I'm posting a new poll, so make sure you take it and force all your friends to take it too! ;)
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Would someone PLEASE think of the children!!!! :)
Whoa!!, How about we think about the flip side. If there were more prostitues on the subway, then it would be more efficient. Nobody said you had to do anything with them there, just pick 'em out.
Think about it, you get off from a long HARD day at work. Your back is really STIFF and ERECT!
You grab a bite to eat, maybe a coffee and as you're waiting to catch the train..u think to yourself..what would really finish the day off and put me in a great mood. Oh, I know. SEX! No complaints, any way I wanna do it SEX! And there you are...
Hell, you're already going home anyway,,right..;)
You make a good point jxuma007, but why would you want a hard-on on the subway? Isn't that really uncomfortable? Unless you plan to whack it right there on the subway, and then that is just D-I-S-G-U-S-T-I-N-G.
Why would it be "hard" on the subway? I can wait till I get home you know. You don't buy dinner on the way home and take your fork out ahead of time. Besides how would you know my hard-on is disgusting. Maybe its REALLY cute! Maybe..it's LONG on personality too!...ok, enough..Get your mind out of the gutter.
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