Tuesday, June 3, 2008

ATTENTION SUBWAY RIDERS

ATTN All Subway Riders walking through the subway station with your head down in a book or with your eyes closed while singing out loud to whatever is playing on your ipod. YOU SUCK!

Do you have any idea how many people I have had to plow down just to make it from one end of the platform to the next? It's ridiculous. When walking through a subway station, be alert and focus! The stations are crowded and if you are in my way I WILL knock you down.

Thank you :)

Song of the moment: "No Air" by Chris Brown and Jordin Sparks. Yes, this song is not exactly new but it is fantastic and really catchy! Whenever it comes on the radio I like to lip synch and pretend that it's me singing along with Chris Brown. Problem is I'm not a teenager anymore and I can't sing to save my life. Oh well, a girl can dream.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

you lost all your credibility with this post when you went into your musical discussion...sad to see someone desperately clinging to her already departed youth..its kind of like Hillary holding on even though she can't win....

sammy blue said...

no, a girl can't dream. i concur with Patrick. that song is stupid. how can i breath with no air? you can't. obviously. with no air to breath, you can't breath. it's simple. people who like that song are more annoying than people on subway platforms singing. i'd rather watch usher make love in the club than hear people wonder how they can breath with no air.